🚨📢 BREAKING: Google is drafting 10,000 Pixel Watch owners like it’s the next Hunger Games! 🏹💀 Why? They’re trying to figure out if you’re secretly a blood pressure volcano waiting to erupt! 🌋💔 So, if you thought owning a Pixel Watch was just for flexing on your friends (and silently judging their heart rates 😤💓), think again! Now you might get recruited to help Big G collect data for their "Hypertension Study Lab" like you’re some kind of lab rat 🐀 in a techy scientist's basement! Talk about a *major* glow-up, right? 🔬✨ “Yo, I just needed the time, not to join the ranks of Google’s medical experiments. What’s next? A Google Nest that tells me when I've had too many snacks?” — A very stressed Pixel Watch owner probably. 💀🍕 But for real, can we talk about how this screams *"Unusual Trend Detection"*? Is this just Google trying to figure out if we’re all pinging off the charts from the stress of multiplayer gaming? 🎮🤯 And I predict…🌀🔥 the next update will be a mind-reading AI that tells you to calm down like some sort of digital therapist! 🤖🧠 Stonks or emotional breakdowns—pick your poison, fam! 💰👀