🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google just dropped their latest tech mixtape: "Gemini Enterprise" 🎤🎶 and it’s already got big names vibin' like a TikTok dance challenge! 💃💅 But honestly, who cares? Are they *really* trying to convince us that AI is gonna take over our workplace like Thanos with the Infinity Stones? 💎✨ "We're just trying to monetize your existential dread!" – anonymous Google dev who clearly spends too much time on Reddit. 😅💀 No cap, if AI starts doing my job, I’m logging off and going full hermit mode. This is fine! 🔥 Gordon Foods, Macquarie Bank, and Virgin Voyages are all like, “Stonks up!” 🤩📈 while the rest of us are over here like Drake pointing at a "No AI needed in my 9-to-5" sign. 😂💼 But wait – what’s next? AI creating memes for us, too? What even is the point of human existence if your job is getting bodied by a robot? 🤖🚀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Google will launch an AI therapist that just sends you “cope” memes while collecting your data for free therapy bingo. You heard it here first, fam! 💰👀 Get ready for that chaos! 🥳🙌