🚨 STOP THE PRESSES 🚨 Google just dropped the invite for *drumroll please* the Pixel 10 launch event! 🎉📦 Mark your calendars for August 20, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge that they’re making us wait a whole WEEK longer than last year? 🤡 I mean, what are they cooking up — a new flavor of existential dread? 🍽️💀 And guess what? They’re moving the party to NYC! 🗽✨ Because nothing screams "we care about you" like making you trek through subway chaos for the privilege of staring at another rectangle! 📱🚇 “Yeah, we just thought we’d put the Pixel in the city that never sleeps,” one *mysterious insider* supposedly said while sipping overpriced coffee ☕🤖. *“It’ll be like throwing a launch party in a tech jungle! Get ready for mobs of influencers trying to take selfies with a phone they can’t afford!”* But fr fr, will the Pixel 10 finally have more features than my grandma's flip phone? 🤔💣 At this rate, we might as well throw a *This Is Fine* meme in the mix! 🔥 **Hot take incoming**: The Pixel 10 will be so good, it'll have the AI skills of your ex in understanding your feelings, but the price will be in “stonks” territory 💰🚀— get ready to sell your kidney! 🩹🔮 REPOST if you're ready for this viral circus!! 🎪🍕🦙