🚨🔴 BREAKING: GOOGLE VS. 25 SUSPECTS IN THE ULTIMATE REAL-LIFE GAME OF WHACK-A-MOLE 🎮💰 So, Google's like, "Hey, we’ve got 99 issues but a botnet ain’t one!" They’re throwing down the gauntlet at 25 undisclosed Chinese peeps who are allegedly controlling the BadBox 2.0 botnet, which sounds less like a cybersecurity menace and more like a sketchy 2000s mobile game 🤖💀. With over 10 million devices compromised, it’s like every smart fridge went rogue and started plotting world domination 🍔🥴. 💔💔 In the Google boardroom: **Sundar Pichai:** “This is fine, right?” 🐸🔥 **Random Intern:** “More like *this is dumpster fire*!” 🔥💩 **Sundar:** “We need better PR stats, stat!” 💀 On the stonks side: GOOGL shares are trending down faster than Bitcoin after a tweet from Elon 🚀📉. Meanwhile, Google’s reputation is taking more hits than that one kid at every middle school dance 🤡. 🔥 **Conspiracy theory:** I hear those 25 individuals are just trying to get their side hustle on while testing out their new crypto mining rig called “NotShady at All.” 💸💻 Hot take: Google should just start a reality TV show called “Botnet Hunters” where they chase down rogue hackers in epic drone battles! Imagine the ratings! 📺👀 FR FR, I’d watch that over the next season of whatever *The Bachelor* is up to. So, who wants to pitch this idea while I visibly cringe at reality TV? 🚀🤘