🎉📱 Hold onto your Pixel hats, squad! Google's droppin' their September security update like it’s hot! 🔥 This isn’t just any patch; it’s a smorgasbord of fixes for every Pixel lover from Pixel 6 to Pixel 9 - but don’t get too comfy, Pixel 10 Pro Fold users, you’re sitting this one out 👀💔. Here’s the tea 🍵: Google’s changelog looks like it was written by that kid who didn't do their homework. Literally no mention of the Pixel 10 Pro Fold! They must be in a relationship with confusion 🤔. Like, “Hey Google, what did I do to deserve this?!” Honestly, you’d think they were cooking up stonks📈, but they might just be serving us half-baked cringefest 🥴. Imagine the devs in a meeting: Developer 1: “What’s a security update?” Developer 2: “I dunno, bro, is that like a software patch pizza?” 🍕💀 So, if you’re rocking a Pixel, get ready to update like it’s the last dance at prom! 💃 But if you’re on that foldable life, well… *cue sad Drake meme* 😢 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Google will be so far behind in foldable tech that their motto will be, “We don’t break the mold; we’re still figuring out who took the mold!” 🤖🤡 #GoogleChill #PixelDrama #ThisIsFine 🥴🔥