🎉🛠️ GOOGLE STRIKES AGAIN! BACKUP DETAILS ARE BACK, BABY! 🔄💾 In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the linear world of Android updates (seriously, did you feel it? No? Same), Google has decided to resurrect its “Backup details” like a cringe-worthy zombie movie you can’t stop watching! 💀👀 Just when we thought we’d left the “Where did my data go?” segment in the past – BOOM – Google smacks us across the face with FULL BACKUP DETAILS! Why? Because they realized simplifying things made users think they could actually manage their tech lives… 🤡🔥 Developers are reportedly having an absolute meltdown. One *leaked* dev quote read: “We thought removing it would make the user experience smoother, but now everyone is seething that they had to BACKUP BY MEMORY!” 🤦‍♂️ Stonks for confusion? 💰📉 Drake pointing meme: “Not knowing where your photos went ➡️ KNOWING WHERE YOUR PHOTOS WENT!” But let’s be real, fam. This is just Google’s way of reminding us that they own our souls and our backup details. 😈🚀 So don’t get too comfy; they’re only one evil redesign away from sending us all back to the chaos of 2015! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In two years, we’ll have a Google Assistant clone that TWEETS OUR BACKUP DETAILS to our exes for us! 💔🤖 Fr fr, who’s in?