🚨🔥BREAKING: Google’s Play Store is turning into a chaotic playground! 💰😱 After getting the ol’ EU slap on the wrist, they’re like “Okay, okay, we’ll play nice… kinda.” 🤡🛒 👀 So, what’s the tea? Google is suggesting some new changes: making it easier for devs to send you to their websites. 🎉💻 That’s right! No more scrolling 73 times through a 10,000-word privacy policy just to get to the goods! 🐸☕ FR FR, sounds like the devs finally want to stop being wallets for Google’s “Stonks” meme collection! 💸🤑 And wait—there’s a NEW tiered fee structure? 🤔🤯 You know what that means, right? The developers gonna be like Drake pointing at cheap fees and saying, “Based!” while also looking at Uncle Google like “Nah, fam that’s cringe.” Meanwhile, Google is sitting there with “This is fine” meme playing in the background while they brew more coffee 🍵💀. 🌟🔮💥 What’s next? I predict that Google will just start charging for the air we breathe in their digital empire 🤖. No cap, it’s gonna be "Pay to Breath" mode, and the world will be like “I can’t even” in unison! 😂💥 Share this so your friends know, or else they’ll miss the hilarity of Google trying not to be a monopoly while ACTUALLY being a monopoly! 🤣