🚨🌌 BOOMERANG ALERT: Google Pixel Watch 1.0 is officially DEAD. 💀💔 Like, my dude, it’s been an hourglass since 2022 and now it’s time to say “bye-bye, Felicia” to any future updates. *sips tears* 😭👋 So the OG Pixel Watch is limping out with one last "hey, we still care" update. LOL, imagine getting served a cold pizza as a farewell feast. 🍕🚫 Google’s like, “Here’s a 0.5% battery optimization,” while everyone else is vibing with Wear OS 6 and Android 16... basically, stonks 📉 for original owners. Leaked dev quote: “We thought ‘end of life’ was a feature, like an ‘exclusive club.’” 🙃👀 Oh honey, that’s just cringe. Meanwhile, drake pointing, saying he wants the freshness of the Pixel 2 & 3 while licking the crumbs of support like they’re a sad snack. 😩🍕🔥 And let’s not even talk about Google’s “new” device strategy! I mean, are we gonna be updating hot garbage once a year for the next 100 years? The only thing they're upgrading is their ability to ghost power users. 👻💀 Prediction time: In 2025, Google will drop a “retro” Pixel Watch 1.0 reboot and charge you full price because nostalgia is the new economy. 💰🤖 Prepare for chaos, fam. This is fine! 🔥🚀