🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PIXEL DIMENSION 🚨 🚀 Google’s Pixel Watch 4 is here, and it's got bigger ambitions than a dog trying to chase its own tail! 🐶💨 After dropping the original like a bad habit (it was basically the "these are fine" meme in watch form 💀), they’re coming in hot with AI features that make you wonder if your watch might just be smarter than the average human. 🤖💡 🎤 *Leaked quote from a "Google dev":* “Yeah, we threw the first-gen watch in the recycle bin. Who even needs a battery life when you can have AI make excuses for you?” 💸💀 So what’s new? Well, let’s just say they got rid of the “bezel-inator”🔍👀 and added some killer AI features that’ll probably send your wrist into another dimension. I mean, you can ask it anything! “Hey Pixel Watch, why does my life feel like a never-ending Zoom call?” and it’ll just reply with “cope.” 🙃💔 But let’s be real, if the Pixel Watch 4 doesn’t change your life and actually help you find your phone, you might as well go bungee jumping without the cord. 💥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, I predict the Pixel Watch 5 will be powered by a sentient AI that becomes your personal life coach, but only if you agree to pay it in monthly subscription fees of $499.99. ☠️ Just don’t let it read your diary, fam! 😂💰 #PixelWatch4 #AIGoesBrrr #NoCap #Seethe #Stonks