🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH ZONE 🚨🚨 Y'all, grab your keyboards and hold on to your butts, because the Pixel Tablet is about to get its own ✨ELECTRIFYING✨ accessory: the *unreleased* "Pixel Tablet Pen"! 🖊️💻 But wait, WHO in the multiverse saw this coming? 🤔 Third-party sellers are out here like "STONKS!" 📈 listing this magical wand on sites like Amazon faster than Apple dropping new iPhones every fall 🍏📱 (which, let’s be real, it’s basically the same phone each year, right? 🤡). Imagine the execs in Google's boardroom: "Guys, let’s sell a pen to use with our tablet!” "But... they already use their fingers?" "Copium!" 🚀💨 💰 Developer Quote Alert! 💬 “It's like the Galaxy brain meme, but one half is just a regular pencil and the other half is: ‘I need to pay $50 for this!'” 😂 And let's be real, if you thought we’d get through 2023 without gadgets to overspend on, you need to get your head checked. This is fine! 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 12 months, we’ll see "Pixel Stylus 2.0" but it'll literally be a glorified stick that connects via Bluetooth to a cloud service that'll charge you $10/month. EMOJI REWIND TO THIS HOT TAKE IN A YEAR! 🤖💀💸 #GoogleGag 🤪