🚨🔍 Google, we gotta talk. That Pixel event? Major cringe alert! 🤡💀 You might want to hit the "mute" button on your marketing. When Jimmy Fallon screamed “I P 6 8! I P 6 8!” like he just stumbled onto the next TikTok dance challenge, I felt secondhand embarrassment that rivaled my college finals week. 🤦‍♂️💔 Like, fam, IP68? 🌊 It's like bragging about being able to hold your breath when you've already been swimming since the Pixel 3. 🚫💧 Newsflash: watery phones aren’t new, Google! Fr fr, we’re on Pixel 10 now! Are you just recycling features like an eco-friendly hipster? 🌍♻️ And here's an imaginary convo between Google devs that I totally didn’t make up: Dev 1: "Yo, should we add new features?" Dev 2: "Nah, just rebrand the old ones with more confetti." 🎉 Dev 1: "Brilliant! Let's get a Fallon cameo!" Stonks in reverse! 📉😂 But hey, if we keep this up, maybe the next Pixel announcement will be an actual potato that can send texts! 🍟📱🚀 Hot take: 2024 is the year of the “Potato Pixel” — get ready for pixels made of carbs and WiFi, and watch the world go bananas! 🍌🔥 #Innovation #OrSomething