🚨🎉 *BREAKING: WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!* 🎉🚨 Google just dropped the *Pixel Buds 2A* 🤡👀, and let’s be honest, four years later and they still look like they cam from a "turtleneck-wearing engineer's" dreams. 😴🔥 Now, these "luxury" earbuds are going for an eye-watering *$129.99* 💰, which honestly feels like a cop-out, especially when I could just get some sweet, sweet *beans* 🤤. Like, fr fr, who thought replacing the battery was a groundbreaking idea? These aren't your family’s old-school *Nokia* bricks. They threw in a Tensor A1 chip (aka “the future of AI that still doesn’t understand how I feel about my love life” 💔🤖) and *active noise cancellation* to drown out the sound of my crippling existential dread. 🙃💀 Oh yeah, and if you're into *Gemini*, they’ve traded ol’ Google Assistant for its more confused sibling. Pretty much saying, “We got a new friend, guys!” while pointing at *✨possible disaster✨*. A leaked convo with a dev: **Dev 1**: “So, you think people will pay extra for noise cancellation?” **Dev 2**: “They paid for the Pixel fold, fam! Easy stonks 💹!” 🔥 *Hot take*: In 5 years, these will magically morph into fashion accessories for people who say “I only wear vintage”—and we’ll all be seething at how we missed this trend! 👁️👁️💥 #PixelBuds2A #PhoneAddictLife