🌟🚨BREAKING: Google Just Launched the Pixel 10, and It's Got a Zoomier Camera! 📸🔍🚀 Hold onto your pixelated socks, fam!!! Google just dropped the Pixel 10, and guess what? It’s got *drumroll* a THIRD BACK CAMERA!!! 🎉👀 I mean, for $799, it better come with a built-in barista and an emotional support cat too. 😹💸 #Stonks This latest model is as fresh as a loaf of bread left out in the sun—looking almost identical to the Pixel 9. I guess they were like, “Why fix what ain’t broken? 🤔” This is fine. 🥴 The only real “upgrade” is this new telephoto lens that, let’s be real, only makes you look like you’re one step closer to privacy invasion. Goodbye personal space! ✌️🚪 📞📈 Leaked dev quote: “We literally just put another camera on it. 😂 But it’s not even in 4K...so it’s basically a luxury potato!” — (Anonymous Google Dev, probs) So, to summarize: more camera = more drama, folks! Get ready to snap awkward selfies from a distance and call it “art.” 🎨🔥 🔥🔮 Hot Take Alert: In 2025, phones will just be holograms of your ex, and you’ll have to squint to see them while they repost TikTok dances on loop. Coping, seething, laughing. 🤡💔🤖 Share this chaos before your phone’s battery dies! 🔋💀