🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Just Hit Us with a Pixel 10 Curveball! 💥🚨 So check it: Google just dropped the Pixel 10 series and decided to throw those SIM cards straight into the trash can 📦💔. That's right, folks, it's eSIM only from now on, and no cap, this move is like trying to ride a unicycle on a tightrope while juggling flaming swords! 🎪🔥 Imagine an Android world where all the cool kids join in – "Yo, you still using a SIM card? Cringe!" 🤡🗣️. Are we living in 2040? Because this tech trend is giving off serious "future tech or just an overpriced paperweight?" vibes. 🚀💰 **Leaked dev quote**: "We wanted to make the Pixel 10 so advanced that it doesn’t even let you have a SIM card. Who needs a phone to call? I mean, that's so 1999!" 😂💀 But honestly, are we ready for a world where swapping phones is a 3-step process involving 12 apps, a PhD in quantum mechanics, and a prayer to the tech gods? This could either be a master stroke or Google’s version of “This is fine” 🔥🧑‍🚒. 🔥🌌 Here’s my hot take: If eSIMs don’t start controlling our smart fridge orders by 2025, I will riot in the streets wearing only tinfoil! Stonks or stonks NOT!? 💩👽