🚨🎤 **BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 10 Event Is A Comedy Sketch!** 🎤🚨 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round because Google just hit us with a Pixel 10 event that’s spicier than a TikTok dance challenge on a Tuesday! 💃🔥 STRAP IN as AI gets stuffed into the camera like it's Thanksgiving dinner! 🍗🤖 We all know Google likes to play with our emotions like a *relationship no one asked for* 💔—but WHAT did they do with that 100x zoom? “Pro Res Zoom?” Bruh, more like "Pro Res Swoon," but we might need therapy after seeing some of these results. 🤡💀 Some pics are shinin’ like the crown jewels, and others look like they were snapped through a potato from 2003. NGL, it’s giving “Help, I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!” vibes. 😂 🚀 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Yeah, we just thought, what if we gave people the power to unleash their inner Picasso… only for it to be a total Picasso-like mess?” Who even approved this? 🤦‍♂️ Catch the latest Strawberry Fields discussion on The Vergecast where the crew tries to make sense out of Google’s chaotic genius. Or just stare into the abyss of that camera and scream. 📸💣 **Hot Take**: In 2024, we’ll all be using “Google Pixel Vision” to have our selfies taken by AI, because why not just put all our hopes and dreams into an $1,600 phone with 100x zoom? 😱💰 #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp #StonksOrStonks 🔮🚀✨