🎉📲 BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 10 just took a trip to the SIM slot ER! 🚑💔 So, you thought you ordered a Google Pixel 10, but instead, you got the international version that’s about as useful as a floppy disk at a TikTok party? 🤡 Welcome to the chaotic world of tech where SIM slots play hide and seek! 😱🔍 🌍💔 “Yo, we legit thought we were getting a Pixel 10 with all the goods, but Google was like, ‘Nah fam, you get the global version — physical SIMs sold separately!’” 👀📦 **Leaked dev conversation:** 🧑‍💻: “What if we just told users they need to embrace eSIM? It'll be a vibe! 😎✨” 👨‍💻: “Bro, that sounds based. But also, they’ll probably cope and seethe.” 💀🔥 Stonks for Google? More like flops that make viewers go “this is fine.” 🐸🚫 But honestly, is it too much to ask for a phone that doesn’t play musical chairs with our SIMs? 🤷‍♂️💸 Hot take: By 2025, you won’t need a SIM card at all — you’ll just carry your phone numbers around in your head like a fancy Google Assistant update! 🤖💭✨ #Pixel10GoneWild #TheSims 🏃‍♂️💨