🚨🚨 BREAKING: Made by Google 2025 - Prepare for Pixel 10 and AI Shenanigans! 📱👾💥 Picture this: the Google event is about to drop, and we’re all just waiting on our edge like it’s the season finale of our favorite show. 👀 What do we expect? Well, stonks are rising for the **Pixel 10** lineup, and rumors are swirling louder than your mom’s voice when she finds out you forgot to do the dishes. 😱🧼 AI capabilities are supposedly going to be more advanced than your average high school dropout trying to explain Bitcoin. 🤖💸 Get ready for features that might actually make you feel like you *need* them, even if you’re still using your 6-year-old phone with a cracked screen. 💀💔 “We’ve developed AI that can write your Tinder bio!” says a *totally* real dev, probably sitting in their mom's basement. “It'll be wildly inaccurate, just like my dating life!” 😂💔 But let’s be real. If the Pixel 10 doesn’t have an emoji-shaped camera or at least portable popcorn for movie nights, what’s the point? 🍿🤷‍♂️ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Google will release “Pixel 11” with AI so advanced that it will write *your* news articles, and you’ll still be getting roasted in the comments. 🚀💣 Stay tuned, kids. This is fine. 🙃💥