🚨⚡️BREAKING NEWS IN TECH LAND!⚡️🚨 Google just leveled up their game like they’re trying to hit a sweet spot between *CEO flex* and *mom wanting to see your report card* 📑🎓! In a grand move worthy of a *Drake Pointing* meme, they announced they’re gonna verify ALL Android devs in FOUR countries (only four? 🤔) to *block those malicious apps* like it’s an exclusive VIP club. 🍸😎 #Stonks Google's like, “Yo, we gotta make sure your app isn’t just a front for sketchy banana bread recipes or worse—a cryptocurrency scam!” 💰🍌 *Developer leak: "What do you mean my app for finding local burritos needs to be verified?!"* They say this will create *accountability* (okay, Google, but we’re still waiting for you to take accountability for the last four Androids crashing my phone 🌌💔). 🔥🔥But like, *can we talk about* the *cringe* level of apps like “Instafilter for Cats”? We gotta step up our game, fam! 😼🛠️ In an UNHINGED prediction: By 2025, we'll all be downloading apps straight from our AR glasses after a 10-minute “background check.” 🙃🔍 *This is fine* until your glasses refuse you access because you called the app a “dog clone.” 🐶💀 Share if you wanna get verified too! 🚀✨