💀🚨 ALERT! GOOGLE DECLARES WAR ON OLD LINKS! 🚨💀 In a plot twist nobody asked for, 🤡 Google just decided to #CancelCulture millions of goo.gl links! 🤖 The internet just got a little bit less historical. Say goodbye to those ancient URLs like they’re yesterday’s meme—because apparently, they’re as useful as a floppy disk in 2023! 🥴💔 “Honestly, we just wanted to clean up the digital clutter, like I wish I could clean up my search history,” said an anonymous Googler between sips of overpriced coffee at an obscure tech startup. ☕️💸 But fr fr, how do you find out if your old links are about to pull a disappearing act? Just head to Google’s URL Shortener page like it’s a treasure map, except instead of gold, you get disappointment when they say your link is FINE but still poofs into oblivion. 💨💔 Drake is literally pointing to good links like, “These will stay, fam!” while the others are screaming in existential dread. 🔥💰 So, here’s the sizzling hot take: in 5 years, we’ll all be using QR codes for everything👀📱, and goo.gl links will be the stuff of legends. They’ll be like the lost art of the MySpace profile. Are you ready for that chaos? Stonks, to the moon! 🚀🚀 #LinkSoLong #WeMissYou 💔