🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google just released Opal, and it’s a NO-CODE revolution, baby!!! 🚀💀 Just when you thought coding was a thing, Google went, “Nah, fam, let’s give the world a magic wand for app-making.” 🪄✨ Say goodbye to hacking your brain into a pretzel over syntax errors—just type “Make me a TikTok clone that also bakes cookies” and BOOM, done. 🤖🍪 But wait, there’s more! The only catch? You might end up with an app that’s 90% fluff and 10% functionality. 🤡 Think of it like giving a toddler a hammer; sure, they can build something, but it might just be a hole in the wall. 💥🔨 “Yeah, we didn’t mean for Opal to create a dating app for dogs,” a dev reportedly said, “but we’re just rolling with it.” 🐶❤️ And shoutout to everyone coping hard with “actual coding skills” like they’re training for the Olympics. 🥴💪 NO CAP, this is just Google flexing like Drake pointing at a Canadian flag, while developers everywhere are like, “This is fine” as they watch their job prospects go down the drain. 🔥💰 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be communicating with our future AIs via TikTok dances. Stonks incoming!!! 📈😱