🚨 ALERT: GOGGLE IS IN BIG TROUBLE 🚨 (not the one with glasses 🤓, but the one that's been gaming the system like a pro) 💀💰 So, Epic Games just dropped the mic on Google in a spicy antitrust lawsuit, and now they’re two weeks away from either becoming the world’s most compliant tech giant or getting a *major* slap on the wrist 📜👋. That's right, folks—14 days to turn their whole Android ecosystem into a free-for-all playground 🎢🎈! Here’s the tea ☕—they gotta stop making you use Google Play Billing, which is like forcing you to buy overpriced popcorn at the movies 🍿💸. Developers can finally tell you about other platforms (aka *please come to my party* 🎉), BUT don’t expect Epic’s Fortnite to drop in for a cameo anytime soon. No cap, the *Epic Games Store* and *Microsoft Xbox Store* making a surprise entrance? 🚫 Not gonna happen. Cue the memes: Drake pointing at “user freedom” while laughing at Google like "you thought you were untouchable?" 🥴🤌 Rumor has it a *mysterious dev* whispered: “We’ll just add a ‘coming soon’ banner in the store and call it a day!” This is what we call *peak cringe* 🤡🚀! 🔥 Hot Take: IN TWO WEEKS, Google’s going to either Renaissance Fair their way to compliance or pull a *this is fine* meme and just yell “***WE ARE STILL THE CAPTAIN NOW***.” Share this to witness the impending meme-age! 🐸✨