🚀🚀 BREAKING: Google is looking to send their AI monsters into space like it’s the next “Avengers” sequel!! 📈💀 Ayo, what's next? AI judges on Mars? 👨‍⚖️👽 Introducing Project Suncatcher, Google’s wild plan to plop giant data centers in LOW-ORBIT like they’re ordering takeout for extraterrestrials! They’re talking about launching Tensor Processing Units (TPUs) into the cosmos powered by SUNLIGHT instead of those awful coal-fired power plants. 🌞💡✨ No cap, even Thanos is like, “Damn, I can't even...” But hold up—"Google Senior Director Travis Beals” (who totally doesn’t sound like a villain 😂) says space may be the next big thing for scaling AI. My dude, you realize you’re just trying to get away from the 5G conspiracy theories, right? 🙃 But let’s be real: putting AI in orbit is gonna lead to one of two outcomes: 1. We accidentally recreate Skynet and humanity goes extinct. 2. Elon Musk starts tweeting about how SpaceX is now the official AI heaven. 👀🔮 Hot take: in 5 years, the first AI satellite will be launching TikTok challenges INTO THE STRATOSPHERE just to keep their “engagement metrics” up. 💯🔥 So, if your fridge starts sending you meme recipes via satellite... you heard it here first. Share if you dare! 😈📲💫