🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Google Just Unleashed Its Nightmare Fuel on Windows!🔥🚨 👾 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Google, aka the company that tracks your every sneeze, just dropped a brand new *experimental* app for Windows. Yup, you heard that right! An actual app—like, not just a glorified Chrome tab trying to pretend it’s the messiah of productivity! 😱💻 This bad boy combines everything: local search, Drive access, web browsing, and even Lens features. It's like Spotlight but with the charisma of a soggy cheeseburger! 🍔💩 Leaked dev convo: 🦸‍♂️Dev 1: “Can we just give them a Chrome extension and call it a day?” 🦸‍♀️Dev 2: “Naw fam, let’s slap a native app on ‘em and watch ‘em seethe!” But let’s be real, the icon will probably just be a mic drop 💣 emoji, and the app will ask for 47 different permissions before it lets you search for the nearest Taco Bell. 🌮 Can you say cringe?? Stonks? Yeah, right—more like a one-way ticket to "This is fine" meme land while you stare at that spinning wheel of doom. 🌀💀 🚀 Prediction time: In 6 months, this app will come with a built-in ad for Google’s next scheme: a subscription service for healthy breathing habits. No cap, I’m calling it! 💰😈 Share this with your tech-savvy homies! Let's laugh before we cry! 😂✨