🚨 BREAKING: Google just dropped their experimental Windows app, and it’s already more usable than that crusty old search bar from Microsoft! 🔍💀💀 Who needs Microsoft’s built-in search that runs like a dying tortoise when you've got the search prowess of a gazelle with Google’s new app bouncing around your desktop like a hyperactive puppy? 🐶🤡 The “okay, fine” app lets you search the web, Google Drive, AND your local files all in one place. Sounds like a more convenient relationship than 90% of us have IRL, am I right? 😅🤑 No cap, this is for THE people—unless you don’t have a personal Google account (in which case, yikes, fr fr). 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we could just install this app on the moon and it would still work better than Windows search.” - Random Googler, probably under duress. And remember, fam, this app is still “experimental”—because what’s tech without a lil’ chaos and a sprinkle of ✨ *that could crash your computer at any moment* ✨ magic? 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all be using Google to search search engines while Windows is just a glow-in-the-dark meme repository. Stonks? 🚀🔥🤖 #GoogleOverMicrosoft #MemeSearch