🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped a bombshell – say goodbye to Google Assistant and HELLO to Gemini for Home!🌌🤖 That’s right, the tech giant is spending their time like me in a 3-hour Zoom meeting – rerouting old code while staring dead-eyed into the void. 🥴💻 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just wanted a name that sounds cooler than ‘Assistant’… like, are we trying to run a voice app or start a boy band?” 👀🎶 #GeminiIsTheNewSiri #BackStreetBoysButForTech But wait, there’s more! Gemini Live is coming at you like those midnight snack raids when you’re 3 days deep into coding hell. 🍕🔥 Stop everything! This is literally the most earth-shatteringly mediocre news since Elon dropped “Bored Ape Yacht Club” for $69 million. 😂💰 💡When it arrives on Nest devices, it’s supposed to be *miles* ahead of the OG assistant, but we all know the vibe: one minute, we're chilling; next minute, we’re yelling at our “smart” devices because they can’t even turn on the lights right! #ThisIsFine🚀 ✨🔥So, here’s a hot take: Gemini will probably start asking you about your life decisions and whether you’ve really optimized your productivity levels. Spoiler: you haven’t! 🤡💀 Anyway, keep your eyes peeled, fam… or don’t. I predict by 2024, Google will be selling voice assistants on OnlyFans just to keep up with the competition. 💸💀💦