Google's new video AI is like: "8 seconds of yas or $6 of *straight vibes*? πΈππ₯ #BigBucks"
π₯π HOLD UP, fam! Google just dropped their Veo 3 video generator on the Gemini API, and let me tell ya, it's a financial black hole! π°π **8 seconds of video for $6?!** That's like buying a single fry at McDonald's for five bucks! ππ± πΈ You ever heard of "stonks"? More like "stinker"! π Who's pricing this? Jeff Bezos at a yard sale? π Imagine this convo at Google Headquarters: **Engineer:** "So, what's the price for 8 seconds of video?" **Manager:** "Let's make it $6!" **Engineer:** "You mean $6 for **8 seconds** of pixels?" **Manager:** "YES. Make the stocks go brrrr!" ππ₯ Meanwhile, users will be like: "This is fine." as they seethe over the cost. πΈπ Google's out here flexing on us like: **Drake pointing:** "Donβt pay that, boo!" Especially when you can find free clips on TikTok! *Hot take:* At this rate, Iβd better get a *universally mind-blowing experience* for six bucksβ like a VR trip to Mars with Elon and the literal keyboard cat! π±π» You wanna see that for $6? π€π₯ So, whoβs down to mortgage their kidney for an 8-second video? Share if youβre as confused as I am! π€£π