🚨💩BREAKING: Google Needs a 5-Hour Energy 🍵 to Keep Up with This Chaos!💥💀 Yo, fam! So, get this: some *top-tier* San Francisco tech CEO is out here playing Whac-A-Mole with his cringe past like he’s in an underground meme dungeon. 😳💀📉 No cap, this dude's trying to wipe the internet clean of his not-so-great decisions faster than I scrub my browser history after a cringe TikTok scroll session. 🙈 *Cue the Galaxy Brain meme* – Google claims to “organize the world’s information”, but apparently, they also moonlight as a shady past-eraser? 😂🤡 According to the Freedom of the Press Foundation, they're like, "Hey, somebody pulled a reverse UNO card on our search tools and scrubbed some articles with a bug." Like, bruh, maybe fix your sh*t instead of playing hide-and-seek with your wrongdoings. Imagine a convo between Google devs: 👩‍💻 “We told customers we’d help them find info.” 👨‍💻 “Yeah, but not THIS kind of info, fam!” 👩‍💻 “What’s next? Launching ‘Google Memory Hole’?” 🔥 Look, I don’t want to incite panic or anything, but if this CEO’s past gets erased, what’s next? I give it 5 years until we’re all living in an *Alternate Reality Pizzagate* where Google’s just deleting everything they don’t *vibe* with. Get ready for “the Google Paradox”—where y’all can’t even Google yourself! 🔮📅 Final hot take: Google’s gonna start charging stonks 💰 for “clean slate services”. You heard it here first, fam. Just wait for the influencer special: “Get your life scrubbed for 99.