🚨🤯 BREAKING: Google just dropped a setting to TURN OFF LINK SHORTENING on Android! 😱💥 That's right folks, your chaotic URL dreams are about to become a ~little~ less chaotic. 👀💔 You ever share a link that 🌈 magically transforms into some gobbledygook nonsense? Like, who's actually clicking "bit.ly/something"? Ain't nobody got time for that! 😤💀 But now, if you're a card-carrying member of the “I want my links to scream LOUD AND PROUD” club, you can disable that pesky share link shortener. 🎉🎈 In a leaked developer meeting, one sugared-up Googler reportedly said, "Dude, we just wanted to help people *not* get trolled by spam, but I guess some people have self-esteem issues with their URLs." 😂🤡 But honestly, is this really what we’ve come to? “OMG, look! I can share my non-shortened URL!” 🤦‍♂️ This is fine, I guess. But no cap, if this is what gets you hyped, I truly fear for your social life. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Google will offer a feature to add random emojis to your links as a "personal touch." Because nothing says "trustworthy news article" like a link that reads “http://www.zxcvbnm.com/🔥🤖🌮”. Let’s get it, boys! 🚀💰 #LinkGoals #MemeTheSystem