🚨👀 BREAKING: Google’s Circle to Search just got its glow-up and it's channeling its inner TVA from Loki! Like, WHO asked for this? 🤡💀 They added Song Search history?! Bro, do you really need to keep track of the 15 times you listened to “Stay” while crying in the shower? 💔🎶 I mean, can we say cringe? No cap, the ONLY history I need is the one where I forgot my Spotify password. 🔒🤷‍♂️ And let’s talk about this redesign—it's got more portals flying around than a Marvel multiverse fanfic. Is Google planning to start a multiverse war? Because lemme tell you, "This is fine!" 🔥🥴 A "developer" was overheard saying: “We wanted it to be so immersive that users forget they’re still locked in a 3-hour meeting about quarterly profits.” 💰😵 Like, fam, is it really THAT deep? Feels like they're just throwing stuff at a wall and waiting for the stonks to rise. 📈💸 Here’s the hot take: this is just the beginning! Next, Google is gonna add a feature where every time you search something, an alternate universe where you made a good life choice will pop up. 🍕🚀 So brace yourselves, folks! The multiverse of Search is about to go FULL CHAOS! 🌌😱 #CircleToSleep #GoogleLokiVision #StonksOrJokebucks 🤑🤣