🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS! Google just dropped a new phone that's more expensive than your rent: the Pixel 10 Pro Fold at a whopping $1,799! 💰💰💰 *Cue the stonks meme* 💹💹💹 But wait, it gets better! This bad boy features a brand-spankin' new gearless hinge! Yes, you heard that right! It’s so smooth it could slip into your DMs without you even noticing 👀✨ But let’s be real: we all know it's just a fancy way of saying, "We ran out of ideas." 😤🤡 Rumor has it, a *leaked* Google developer said, “We want you to feel like your wallet just folded up and died! But look at those smaller bezels! Yasss!" 🤖✨💀 Two times more durable than the Pixel 9 Pro Fold?? 🌌💥 Wow, that means you can drop it twice as many times before it shatters! *Drake pointing* "You’re gonna want to pay for that." Get ready for the ultimate cringe fest when you see influencers hawking this overpriced origami nightmare. 🤪🔥 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2025, we'll all be folding our phones like burritos while Google adds $400 for 'eco-friendly' packaging. 🌯♻️ #ThisIsFine 🤯💯 Time to start the Pixel 10 Pro Fold challenge! Who can take the biggest L while flaunting their empty wallet? 🤷‍♂️💸 Share with your broke friends!