🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google just dropped a new feature for the Home app, and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry on a router! 🎨😴 Meet the "Member" role, aka "The Friend Zone" of your smart home! 💔🏠 Imagine this: your kid finally gets their own account, but don’t get too comfy, little buddy! 🧒💻 You can't let that spawn mess with your Netflix settings! 🎬🚫 Say hello to *limited access*—basically, a glorified timeout. "Hey kid, you can turn on the lights, but I’m still controlling the Wi-Fi! No cap!" 🤡💡 In what I can only describe as a corporate game of musical chairs, Google said, “We wanted families to feel safe using smart tech together!” 🤖💖 Uhhh... cool? But what about that crunchy pixel art we all crave? 🤷‍♂️ Just imagine this convo: **Developer A:** "Can we give kids access to the thermostat?" **Developer B:** "Bro, do we WANT them to turn it to 85 degrees? That’s just asking for chaos!" 🔥💀 So yeah, while you’re over there trying to explain to your munchkin why they can’t play Fortnite with the thermostat, just remember: *THIS IS FINE*! 🐕🔥🔥 🔮 Hot take: Google is about to release a “Grandparent” role, where they can only call you to complain about their Wi-Fi! Stonks! 📈💰