🚨📣 HOLD UP, CODE TRADERS! 🔥 Google just dropped a new AI coding buddy named *Jules* faster than you can say "asynchronous" 🤡💀. I know what you're thinking: “Who needs another mediocre AI when I can just wrestle with my own code?” But Google’s here with its new toy, and guess what? You’re getting a *free plan* with a **LIMITED** 15 tasks PER DAY. That’s right, folks, you can code like it’s 1999! 💾💯 No cap, that's like trying to do a TikTok dance with a crutch—just stonks-level cringe. And for all you *Google AI Pro and Ultra users* (you know, the ones who think they’re better than all of us), you’re in luck! You get more tasks like it’s candy on Halloween 👻🍬. Dream big, you tech moguls! Leaked dev quotes reveal the struggle: “It’s basically like putting a turbocharger on a tricycle – still not gonna win any races, my dude.” 🚲💨 So, what’s my hot take? 🤔 Jules is just a glorified paperclip pusher who couldn’t find his way out of a “This is Fine” meme if his circuits depended on it! Buckle up, because next, we’ll be coding via telepathy — and I’m 100% here for it! 🤖✨ #CodeChaos 🌀🔥