🚨💥BREAKING: Google just dropped a $1B bomb on the education scene with its Gemini chatbot!💰💥 They’re not just teaching kids how to do algebra anymore; they’re making them *learn* how to use AI like they're in a Star Wars movie! Cue the Jedi Mind Tricks🤖✨! Introducing Guided Learning: the AI sidekick students NEVER asked for, but hey, it’s here 🤯! Imagine asking your bot *"How do I pass math?"* and it’s like, “Did you try studying??” 😳💀 Because let’s be real: we’ve all seen a student attempt free-to-use Google Search… *this is fine* 🔥. But wait, there's more! Google’s pouring a cool billion over three years into AI education. Are they making future geniuses? Or just smooth-talking robots to take over your teacher's job? 😤 Drake is pointing and saying, “This is not it!” 🚫🤨 Meanwhile, a leaked convo from the Google Dev Team: 🎤 Dev #1: “So why are we spending a billion when we could just sell more ads?” 🎤 Dev #2: “Think of the stonks, my dude!” 🤷‍♂️💸 Prediction alert: In 5 years, your kids will ask their Gemini chatbot how to navigate real life, and all it’ll say is, “Just vibe, bro.” 🧘‍♂️💔 #FutureFright So strap in, fam! Google’s turning our education system into *Unreal Engine 5*—this ride is about to get WILD! 🚀💀