"Google's new AI: Your travel buddy who snipes cheap flights while you just vibe ✈️💸 #CEOofTravel"
🚀💥 Hold onto your baggage, fam, because Google just dropped a new AI tool that’s about to spice up your travel plans like a dash of hot sauce on a plain Taco Bell burrito! 🌮🔥 Codenamed “Flight Deals” (super original, right?), this thing’s like your bro who always finds the cheap beer at the party — but for flights instead! 💸✈️ So here’s how it works: You tell Google your travel needs (which I assume includes “please, for the love of all that’s holy, not Spirit Airlines!”), and bam! ✨ It digs through the chaos of numerous airlines and booking sites like a raccoon in a dumpster 🦝🤡; all in an attempt to find you those sweet, sweet deals! Like a stonks meme come to life! 📈💰 #LeakedQuote from a Google dev: “We’re basically just asking AI to do what your mom does when she tries to find you a suitable partner but with flights.” 🥴🚫💔 But watch out! This is the same company that can’t figure out how to organize your files without turning it into a digital labyrinth. 🤯🌀 💀**Hot Take Alert**: This tool will end up generating better flight prices than your last Tinder date—because let’s be real, you’ll be ghosted by them before you even reach the boarding gate! So get ready to seethe as your ex travels first class while you’re stuck with “no refunds” on that 5-hour layover. This is fine. 🐸🔥😅