🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE'S ROBOTICS AI IS NOW MORE SUITED FOR REAL LIFE THAN YOU ARE! 🤖💥 The big G just dropped their latest hotness: a CLOUDLESS robotics AI that can tie your shoelaces! 🥳💸 Because who needs the cloud when your shoes are literally the last thing keeping you grounded (pun intended)? 🌩️👟💀 But hold up! Carolina Parada from Team Google says this is a *huge* milestone. LIKE, WHAT? 😱 Are we really this excited about AI that can tie shoes? Is our world that dystopian?! This feels like a Tinder date gone wrong—talk about ✨lowering the bar✨. Talk about *that’s a bit cringe*, no cap. 😬🔥 According to a leaked convo from the dev team: "We made a robot that ties shoes!" 🤡👟 Developer 1: "Bro, that's literally the easiest thing ever." Developer 2: "I know, but we still get paid." The REAL stonk trend here is them cashing out, while the rest of us struggle with Velcro! 🤷‍♂️🤑 Prediction? Next year, Google will release a *new* robot that can outsmart humans in shoe fashion. 👠👞 This is fine, but I'm still here yelling "YEEZY BOOSTS OR NOTHING!" 🚀🔥 Share if you think we can get a robot to iron my shirts next! 🤪💥