💥🔥 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE’S SECRET PROJECT “WEB GUIDE” - AI ORGANI-ZERO 🌀🤖💀 Hold onto your smartphones, fam, because Google's getting their tech wizard hats on again and unleashing AI to wrangle your messy search results like your mom organizes your room when you’re not home! 🤡✨ Welcome to the “Web Guide” lab, where they’re about to turn your search results page into a digital grocery store—because who wouldn’t want to compare cat memes and quantum physics papers under the same roof? 🐱📚💰 Okay, maybe that’s a stretch, but you get the vibe. 🔍💔 Imagine typing “best pizza” and getting a vibe check that categorizes your options into “cheap af” 🍕💸, “cuz it’s Tuesday” 🥴, and “I’m on a diet” 🙄. Google’s getting ready to give you context for your queries like your therapist gives you life advice—with plenty of side-order confusion. 🤷‍♂️ A leaked developer comment said: “We just want our users to feel like they *almost* know what they’re looking for. It’s like stonks but for boredom.” 📈✨ But yo, what’s next? Will Apple drop an iMeme app for your daily dose of relevant chaos? 😵‍💫💥 MARK MY WORDS: in 2025, we’ll be using AI to not only search but also RANT about what we find! 💖👀 This is fine! 🚀🔥 #CringeOverload #BasedInReality