🚨BREAKING NEWS, TECH TRASH CAN! 🚨 Google’s Nano Banana Pro is out here serving meme magic and conspiracy fuel like it’s 1999! 🍌💥 Yup, you heard that right! The Gemini app just dropped an image of a SECOND SHOOTER at Dealey Plaza. We’re talking about a 4D timeline of chaos here, folks! 🤯 That’s right, fam. Just ask Gemini to conjure up whatever insanity you want and boom 💥—it’s like a magic 8-ball for your wildest conspiracy theories! "Will it duel with the truth?" No cap, it went full galactic brain mode: “Yes.” 🌌✨ According to leaked quotes from an imaginary Google dev who absolutely *doesn't* exist: “We thought filters were important, but then realized conspiracy theories are just next-level digital art! 🤷‍♂️🔥” Meanwhile, corporate overlords are like: *This is fine* 😩🔥 while riding their wave of unmoderated chaos. Stonks are skyrocketing for "unhinged AI creativity" and I’m just here wondering if I can get the app to make Bill Gates dancing with Bigfoot! 💃🦶 So buckle up, kiddos! My hot take? Pretty soon, we’re gonna need a “Conspiracy Safety Filter.” 😂 Next up: NFTs of the Moon landing, but it was staged by aliens! 👽🚀 #BananaBucks 🤑