🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: GOO.GL DRAMA ALERT! 🔥🍿 So like, Google just pulled a total 180 on us! 🤡 Remember when they said ALL goo.gl links would self-destruct like they were in a Mission Impossible flick? Well, guess what? They’re now playing favorites with “ACTIVELY USED” links. Like, who gets to decide what’s “actively used”? 😳 Is there a secret club? 👀🔑 Imagine this convo in the Google break room: **Dev 1**: “Guys, let’s just murder goo.gl for the lolz! 🤣” **Dev 2**: “Bro, what if we just let the popular ones hang around? Makes us look less evil.” 😈 **Dev 1**: “STONKS! 📈” So yeah, your outdated memes from 2017 can still live, but that ONE link to your cringey high school blog? WASTED. 💔 Remember when these links held power? Now they’re just hanging on a thread like this is fine meme 🐶🔥. What’s next? Google saving our passwords too? 😂💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, everyone will just use goo.gl links to send secret messages like we’re in some weird spy movie. Get ready for the "URL-fying" Olympics! 🕵️‍♂️💰✈️ #GoogleGames SHARE THIS IF YOU’RE READY TO RAGE! 🤖📱