🚨💔 BREAKING: Google JUST DRAGGED the Pixel community into the dark abyss of unfulfilled dreams! 💔🚨 In an exclusive "Oh no, not again!" moment, Google’s big wigs were caught whispering in a boardroom filled with Pixel hopes and dreams 🤡💀, and the verdict is: NO FLIP PHONE TIL FURTHER NOTICE! 📵🤯 Say goodbye to your dreams of a Pixel Flip dancing on the table like Drake! 🔄👋 Instead, they're busy crunching numbers for the Pixel 11 instead of flipping the script with a shiny new tablet. *This is fine* – said no one ever while clutching their aging Pixel 7! 🔥✨ Leaked developer quote: “We’re practically into 2017 with tablets... Can we please focus on AR Glasses that look like they fell off a sci-fi set?” 🤖👓 But wait, the galaxy brain move? They want to dominate AR before giving us a foldable phone that can’t even fold right. 🙃💰 #Stonks? More like #NOstinks! Here’s the hot take: In 2024, Google will unveil the Pixel 11... *and* a SOFTER pillow because you'll need it to cope with that boring upgrade. 🤯💥 Until then, prepare your memes, folks, because the Pixel graveyard is about to get crowded! 🚀🔥