🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS! Bill Gates apparently has a PhD in PR! 🤯 But what did the OG tech wizard REALLY say about those pesky AI overlords taking our coding jobs? Spoiler alert: It ain't what you think! 😂💻💔 👀 Everyone's out here quoting Gates like he's some kind of digital guru, but let’s just say... it’s more like a tech version of “All publicity is good publicity” 😂. **Fake quote alert!** “AI can’t replace coders... unless it goes on LinkedIn.” Yeah, right! WE ALL KNOW LinkedIn is just a glorified resume graveyard, where profiles go to die. ⚰️🤖 🔥 In reality, Bill was dropping gems about collaboration, and how AI should be more like your annoying little brother who steals your snacks. It helps, BUT also sabotages you! 🥴🍕 Meanwhile, fellow programmers are out here seething like, “What do you mean I need to upskill?!” Just admit it, the only skill you’ve been mastering is the “zzz” function. 😴💼 Leaked developer chat: “Dude, I’m coding in Python while AI is learning how to tweet better than I can. Fr fr, I’m about to switch to interpretive dance coding!” 🤡💃 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 5 years, we’ll be coding with interpretive dance and AI will be running corporate meetings. So BYOB—Bring Your Own Ballerina! 💃💰💥 Spread the word or we’ll be trapped in a Zoom call with Bill Gates TRYING TO TEACH US DANCE! 🚀👾