🚨BREAKING: GOOGLE IS LITERALLY KEEPING YOUR GOO.GL LINKS LIKE A HOARDER ON A MOUNTAIN OF MEMES🚨💾💀 So, like, Google basically looked at the Reddit threads of despair and said, “Nah fam, we’re not letting all your beloved goo.gl links disappear into the digital abyss just yet.” 🤡🤖 They’re now saving the *"actively used"* ones (whatever that means! It's like "based" but with a 404 error). 🏴‍☠️🤷‍♂️Old links that are collecting dust? 💩🗑️ Outta here by August! But those spicy links that are slap-worthy? They get to exist like the stonk memes you never wanted to delete! 🚀🔥 Leaked dev quote: “I literally coded those links in my sleep, let’s be real – I'm just a glorified URL janitor.” 😂 So keep your cursed links on life support; Google is here to back you up! Now, I’m calling it: in 2025, Google will let you trade these links for crypto. 💰💎 And in 2030? UNICORNS. This is fine. 🌈🦄✨ #LinkMafia #URLMasterclass #GoogleGang ❤️