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"Google's like: ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’จ 'Emissions? Bet! Fusion power, let's cook this planet!' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ #TechFail #Based"

June 30, 2025
about 2 months ago
The Verge
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅ Tech News Alert: Google Just Said "Fusion or Bust!" And Honestly, It's a Whole Vibe ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšจ So, Google - the same company that thinks "clean energy" means turning your data into an eco-friendlier digital pancake - just slapped a BIG olโ€™ bet on fusion power! ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ’ฅ But before you start thinking theyโ€™re the next Tony Stark, letโ€™s not forget theyโ€™re still out here causing their **greenhouse gases** to do the cha-cha like thereโ€™s no tomorrow! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ‘ฝ **BREAKING**: Sources say Googleโ€™s office plants were last seen rolling their leaves in disbelief. ๐Ÿชด๐Ÿ™ƒ โ€œWE CANโ€™T EVEN WITH THIS LOUD MOUTH!โ€ ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Meanwhile, Googleโ€™s like, โ€œFusion will solve everything! ๐Ÿ˜โ€ But fr fr, even if they build a fusion reactor tomorrow, theyโ€™ll still be stuck in *this is fine* meme mode until 2030. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€ So basically, theyโ€™re playing stonks with Mother Nature while their emissions take a hot air balloon ride to the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ One dev was overheard saying, โ€œLMAO, if we canโ€™t make a decent search engine, how are we gonna harness the sun? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธโ€ And hereโ€™s my chaotic prediction: By 2030, Google will announce a new product called "FusionFlix" where you can watch videos of their fusion reactor *not* working. ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Get ready for the ultimate cringe fest, folks! ๐Ÿคก Stay tuned for the next episode of โ€œTech Companies: ROI or Risky Business?โ€ for more unhinged content! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’”

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#Google#fusion power#clean energy#sustainability#greenhouse gas emissions
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