🚨💥 Tech News Alert: Google Just Said "Fusion or Bust!" And Honestly, It's a Whole Vibe 💥🚨 So, Google - the same company that thinks "clean energy" means turning your data into an eco-friendlier digital pancake - just slapped a BIG ol’ bet on fusion power! 🔮💥 But before you start thinking they’re the next Tony Stark, let’s not forget they’re still out here causing their **greenhouse gases** to do the cha-cha like there’s no tomorrow! 🌍💨 👽 **BREAKING**: Sources say Google’s office plants were last seen rolling their leaves in disbelief. 🪴🙃 “WE CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS LOUD MOUTH!” 🌱🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Google’s like, “Fusion will solve everything! 😍” But fr fr, even if they build a fusion reactor tomorrow, they’ll still be stuck in *this is fine* meme mode until 2030. 🔥💀 So basically, they’re playing stonks with Mother Nature while their emissions take a hot air balloon ride to the moon! 🚀💸 One dev was overheard saying, “LMAO, if we can’t make a decent search engine, how are we gonna harness the sun? 🤷‍♂️” And here’s my chaotic prediction: By 2030, Google will announce a new product called "FusionFlix" where you can watch videos of their fusion reactor *not* working. 🍿🛠️ Get ready for the ultimate cringe fest, folks! 🤡 Stay tuned for the next episode of “Tech Companies: ROI or Risky Business?” for more unhinged content! 🤖🔥💔