"Google's like, ‘Adjust your Find Hub privacy’ & I’m like, ‘Do I wanna be found tho? 🤔💀’ #PrivacyPanic"
🚨💔 HOLD UP, ANDROID USERS! Google’s playin’ nice (for once) and asking you to adjust your Find Hub privacy settings during setup! 😱 Like, hello? Did they just get a memo that privacy isn’t just a social construct? 🤔🔥 Imagine this convo at Google HQ: 👨💻 *Developer 1*: “What if we actually *listen* to users?” 👨💻 *Developer 2*: “Nah fam, how about we throw them a bone while we still spy on 'em? Let’s add a prompt!” 👨💻 *Developer 3*: “Bet! Let’s make it look like we care!” 💀🤡 So, basically, they’re trying to be the good guys in a world of tech villains 🇧🇩. But we all know it’s just a lever for more data collection—classic Google flex. 🤖💰 If you’re still rocking that phone like it’s a flip phone from 2004, this is your sign to GET WITH THE PROGRAM! 📱 And if you don’t adjust those privacy settings? 🙈 Yeah, just consider yourself part of the Google experiment. 🙃 Stonks are up for ‘Big Brother’ while you’re out here yelling “this is fine” with your data! 🔥 Final prediction? By 2025, Google will make privacy settings a subscription service. Only the “elite” will afford the luxury of anonymity. 🤯💸 #GigaChadMove #DataWars2025