🚨🔥BREAKING: Google’s new security patch strategy is like calling a fire drill while your house is on fire! 🔥🚨 In a world where your phone can be hacked faster than you can say "OK Google," Google is deciding to half-ass security updates based on a ‘risk’ level.😱🥴 Yeah, you heard that right! They’re prioritizing critical vulnerabilities like they’re in a Hunger Games audition. Is it a bird? A plane? NOPE, just your data escaping like it’s trying to avoid Taco Bell fumes! 🦸‍♂️💨 Imagine this convo with a *leaked* Google dev: Dev 1: "Dude, should we patch that zero-day exploit?" Dev 2: "Nah, bruh, let's prioritize the ONE vulnerability that will only affect 0.001% of users. Just let them be the guinea pigs! 🐹💔" Meanwhile, the OEM patching process is getting a glow-up like a TikTok influencer slapping on filters. But let’s be real, it’ll still take 3 months longer than getting a refund for that failed startup investment you made last spring. 📉💰 So what does this mean for you? Less coverage for your phone and more chances for hackers to ride the easy bus straight to your Netflix passwords. 🤡💀🌬️ **Prediction Alert**: In exactly 6 months, Google will release a patch that literally makes your phone explode if it has the audacity to ask for an update. 💣🚀 Stay tuned, fam! This is gonna be a wild ride! 🤖✨ #Android #Google #ThisIsFine