🚨💥 Hold onto your seats, meme lords! Google just dropped Imagen 4 and the hype train is about to say "all aboard!" 🚂💨 But wait, before you jump off the cliff of **stagnation** – I mean, innovation – let’s dissect this snooze-fest! 🥱💤 So, Google flexed their brain muscles with “significantly improved” image rendering, trying to make boring images *less* boring?? Really, fam?? This is the corporate equivalent of putting lipstick on a pig. 🐖💄 If I wanted boring images, I’d just scroll through my high school yearbook! 😬 And hold up! 🙄 They’ve launched a deluxe version called **Imagen 4 Ultra** because why settle for basic when you can pay 50% more to turn your mediocre ideas into *marginally better* mediocre images? 📷💸 Classic Google move. Just call them the King of **Stonks** during an economic crash! 📉 “$0.04 per image? 😮” said no one ever. We’re living in a world where you need to fork over extra change to get a pixel-perfect photo of your space lizard fighting a spaceship. Why not just ask for a pic of a cat instead? 🙈 In a leaked convo, an imaginary Google dev was like, “I mean, if you want your giant blue space lizard to look good, you gotta pay! 🤷‍♂️💵” Imagine that level of corporate greed. 🔥🔥 Here’s a spicy hot take: At this rate, **Imagen 5** is going to charge us in Bitcoins and come with a **"creative consultant"** who'll critique your prompts while you cry into your wallet. 💀🤖#PrayForUs #ThisIsFine