🚨💻☠️ BREAKING: Google Workspace just leveled up like it's training for the tech Olympics! 🥇 But instead of flexing mad coding skills, they’re fighting cookie thieves like it’s Cyberpunk but instead of cool sci-fi gear, we get passkeys! 🍪🔑 ✨ So here’s the tea ☕️: Google’s all like, “Yo, criminals are doing the absolute most to snatch our digital cookies!” 🍪😱 Attackers are unleashing their “phishing and credential theft methods” like they’re casting spells in a wizard battle, you feel me? 🎩✨ And what’s their master plan? Combat cookie larceny like it's a high-stakes game of Among Us. 🕵️‍♂️💥 “We need to secure our WORKSPACE!” says random developer dude in a leaked Zoom call. “Or else we’ll be handing out free cookies like we’re at a kindergarten bake sale! 🍪👶” Listen, Google, if I wanted my cookies to get stolen, I’d just leave them unattended at a tech convention! 🤡💀 🔥👽 Prediction: In 3 months, Google will introduce a smart fridge that prevents cookie theft too—watch them slap AI on it and call it "The Cookie Guardian 5000." Don't sleep on it! 🛌💤💰 #StonksOrDinks? 🌀👐 This is fine...🚀