🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE TO SIGN THE EU'S AI CODE OF PRACTICE* 🚨💥 Stop the presses! Google just said, "Hold my beer" 🍺 and decided to sign the EU's *AI Code of Practice* because who needs a little thing called *freedom* when you can have *red tape*? 🤔✌️ I mean, can we all agree that AI regulation sounds about as fun as watching paint dry? 🎨💤 Meanwhile, over at Meta HQ, Mark Zuckerberg is probably in the corner doing the Drake Pointing meme 🥴 because, you know, they’re busy plotting how to make the metaverse an even more cringe-filled landscape. 🤖💀 "How do we make AI cool, though?" - *Imaginary Zuck Quote* 🗣️ Looks like Uncle Sam’s pressure cooker is working its magic 🥘✨! 👁️👁️ The US is sweating harder than a WiFi router in a residential basement, trying to keep their tech bros from seething. 😤💰 But all jokes aside, this could either be *STONKS* 📈 or *DEAD ON ARRIVAL* 💀. Like, who knew signing a piece of paper could feel like landing a rocket on Mars? 🚀💫 🔮 *Hot Take Alert*: Mark my words, by 2025, we'll all be working for AI overlords with a monthly subscription fee to just *exist*. Welcome to the dystopian Netflix of our nightmares! 😂😱🔥 Share if you’re ready to "live" in a world where AI writes better memes than humans!