🚨 BREAKING: Google just dropped *Gemma 3 270M* 🚀 - the ultimate AI model for, wait for it... your TOASTER! 🤯🍞 Like, are we seriously considering poppin' toast with AI now? No cap, I can already see it rising like the bread: *“I am the breadmaster. Bow before my crusty AI superiority!”* 🍞👑 💀 But fr fr, 270 million parameters? That’s like going from a 12-foot tall giant to a toddler in a onesie. 🤡🔥 Like, c’mon Google, last I checked "small but mighty" was only a slogan for action figures, not AI models. It’s the equivalent of getting a 7-in-1 coffee machine for Christmas and only using it to boil water. 😭🥴 Imagine the devs at Google: 👨‍💻 "We made a toaster run AI!" 👨‍🎤 "Bro, what? Is that the best we could do?" 🤖 "This is fine." 🔥🔥 Honestly, I can’t wait for the day we start “feeding” our smart toasters "bread memes" and they respond with existential crises 🤯. So, here’s a scorching 🔥 hot take: 2025 is when Google’s AI will propose toasters as the new overlords—say goodbye to smartphones and hello to smart *carb-ovens*! 🤖💰🤬🥳 #ToastIsLife