🚨🐉 GOOOOGLE IS DROPPING A NEW SPEAKER AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR FROZEN HUSBAND’S LAST RESORT! 🚀💥 Forget that ho-hum “smart” speaker from last decade. This is the Gemini speaker; it’s got more color than your cringy TikTok feed! 🎨 The leaks spill like a broken coffee pot — with bright red, light green, black, and white options. It’s like they’re trying to be the Skittles of audio technology. 🌈🍬 Now, let’s spill the tea: it’s got a fab light around the BASE (not the top 😜). I can already hear the future kids yelling, "Mom, our speaker has mood lighting and is more aesthetic than my bedroom!" Oh, and it pairs with Google TV like a PB&J, offering spatial audio so immersive you'll feel like you’re dodging F1 cars 🏎️💨 right in your living room! Meanwhile, Apple fans are seething in their iCaves because *they* thought they owned spatial audio. 😏🧠💥 "Google just wanted to make my life better with this tech," says a leaked developer, "but honestly, it’s just a glorified party speaker now. 🤷‍♂️" In conclusion? THIS IS FINE™. 🔥🔥 I predict this speaker will become sentient and just start playing *Rick Astley* on repeat — no cap. 🤖🔥 Share this, or the speaker will haunt your dreams! 😱💀