🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS! Google’s Gemini is SLASHING your privacy like a hot knife through butter and the tech world is like “This is fine” 😂🔥 🌎💔🔥 So, GOOGLY (yes, I’m calling them that now) just dropped an email bomb that sent the sleepy summer tech press into a panic attack 😱💀. Turns out, your good ol’ AI buddy will now snoop into your phone and apps EVEN IF you turned off your history 🚫🕵️‍♂️. Think the deal was “no cap” before? Well, now it's like "Gemini's got your texts, bruh!" 🤖✉️ 🚀 The email said, and I quote: “Gemini will soon be able to help you use Phone, Messages, WhatsApp… whether your Gemini Apps Activity is on or off!” Like, um, what? Are they the new NSA?! Seriously, all it’s missing is a meme of Drake pointing to privacy like “nah” while stonks go up in the background 📈😩. But chill, fam. It’s not like they’re actually reading your heartfelt breakup texts or your cringe TikTok drafts. It’s just another day in the life of AI companies doing what they do best: Cope, seethe, and take your data while you sip your overpriced oat milk latte ☕🤡. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Next, Google’s gonna “help” you decide your next date over WhatsApp by ghosting your ex for you! Mark my words, it's the future of tech! 🤯💔 #GeminiCanDoItAll